A poor attempt at a joke

A really bad philosophy joke, revolving around the usual walking into a bar and ordering a drink


A philosopher walks into a bar and asks for the bill.The bartender looks at him in some surprise and say, “but you haven’t ordered yet.”
To which the philosopher replies, “you are all blind in not seeing our existence is but a mere debt.”
He walks out in regret that it wasn’t that easy.
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Not really funny, but this philosopher is certainly Christian.